Holier Than Thou

I've gained seven pounds...I can't believe it.
This post is going to consist of only writing, which I rarely do now a days for some crazy reason when its my dream to be a writer...anywho...

Don't worry, this isn't going to be a rant about my weight or self image but it did get me thinking about how couples get very comfortable in their relationships and let themselves go or they don't think it's worth it to go out of their ways to do things they use to do at the beginning of the relationship when they wouldn't step out of the house unless everything was exactly as they had planned it out to be.

Personally, I fall very low in the comfortability spectrum of long term relationships. I'm a firm believer that there are some things that you should keep private and never let your significant other see you doing. It will be three years in November since my boyfriend and I have been together and there are certain things now that I do exactly the same as when I first met him and I plan for it to stay that way forever.

First off, I never fart in front of him.
This is kind of a tough one because I never have and never will fart in front of him, he farts in front of me and I'm alright with it unless it smells really bad and I have to leave to room. But in all truthfulness I love fart jokes and fart sounds. It might be immature but if someone makes a fart sound in a quiet room I will be the first to pop my head up with a huge smile on my face looking around at who did it so I can give them props.

Second, I never discuss monthly femenine details or number 2 details.
I think it's just nasty, it even grosses me out. No one wants to hear about your flow, no matter what end its coming from.


Lastly, there are certain things I will never wear in front of him or because of my dignity.
I will list them...
Number one: Sweats
honestly, when you've put on sweats there is nothing you can do to make yourself look more sloppy, nothing. Whether you're wearing an oversized shirt you got for free when you donated blood or you have on a tank top, you're still wearing sweats. You aren't dressed for anything else besides sitting on your butt and eating ben and jerry's.
Number two: Skin Toned Granny Panties
No. No matter what you do, they won't look cute, don't fool yourself.
Number Three: Sandals and Socks
I know, I know. This is gonna be a tough one to swallow for a lot of people; being that my boyfriend is filipino I know all about this. Honestly, it's so ugly and nasty looking and dirt mcgirt and lazy and...I forgot what my point was. Lets just say I don't like it.

I just want to make it clear that these things simply and only apply to me and my personal taste and manner of things. If it works for you and your comfortable with it, hey, who am I to judge, I'm not dating you so I probably won't notice anyway.

I might never wear sweats or sandals with socks and come off with a "holier that thou" attitude but not to worry I am still seven pounds heavier from the day I told myself I wanted to lose 10 pounds. haha

i got some work ahead of me